PhD Sciences, retired, entrepreneur. Political & trade analyst to 6 national & 12 provinces/territories. Gardening & DIY. Many problems, but a nice person who makes fun of people all of the time. In time, their grip on my throat loosens as they realise that most of what I say is funny. C18th etiquette belongs in the 18th century! Losing weight. Down 35lbs. Need a new knee, a wife or a cleaning lady which ever's cheaper! I only pretend to be insane, but am actually crazy! Some people believe everything I say!