So, a penguin walks in to this bar, ok....

So anyway, I'm looking for a woman that looks like a model, can cook, likes football and is willing to live with me, my mom, my uncle willy who just got out of jail and our 15 cats... Now, if you're still reading...I'm so kidding! About me-Divorced Grad student at OSU (Go Bucks! Let's rock that Final Four!), been black most of my life (there was a period in '88, well, we won't talk about that), glasses, dreadlocks, pretty intelligent most of the time(sometimes I can be Mr. clueless), loves to laugh and a good cook-spent 2 years in culinary school, so I have skills-just need someone to cook for, hint, hint... I'm just looking for someone to catch dinner with, a movie or two (it truly sucks to go alone). Act now! Operators are standing by! Looking For: Someone who can make me laugh, doesn't have to go out all the time and is just as happy watching a movie on the couch as going to a great dinner...